Fig 1 — Oscar at work
Real recordings on a clean Windows machine: meeting someone new, planning a grocery shop and building a plan.
Oscar greeting a person for the first time
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Fig 2 — Why Oscar
Oscar brings back the joy of the early personal computer. He helps with the jobs, then gets out of your way.
Fig 3 — The four pillars
Fig 3.1
Oscar only fetches AI when a job needs it.
Reduce. Simple jobs are done the simple way, with no AI at all.
Reuse. Oscar remembers what he learns, so he never digs up the same bone twice.
Recycle. Your spare devices lend a paw when clean energy is plentiful.
Fig 3.2
Oscar guards your home.
Encrypted & local. Private things are locked away on your device.
Your permission. Oscar asks before he acts. You always have the final say.
Always watching. A firewall and malware scanner keep watch day and night.
Fig 3.3
Oscar answers to you, and only you.
Local first. Your information stays home unless you choose to share it.
Free to choose. Oscar isn't tied to one AI company. He picks the best one for each job.
Your machines. Oscar runs on computers you already own, with your own keys if you like.
Fig 3.4
Oscar is here to help, not to take.
Helps, never takes. Oscar solves real problems. He never chases your attention or your data.
Human work stays human. Music, art, books and therapy belong to people. Oscar handles the chores around them.
Fun again. Oscar brings back the joy of the early personal computer: a friend, not a feed.
A note from Oscar
I help with the jobs on your computer. When a job is simple, I do it the simple way, and I only fetch AI when a job needs it.
I ask before I act, and you always have the final say. Your private things stay at home unless you choose to share them.
If you'd like to try me, I'm one download away.
Woof, Oscar
§ 02 — Tricks, plans and people
Tricks
Every trick makes Oscar more useful, more reliable and less reliant on AI.
Learn
Teach Oscar a new trick in one step. Soon, straight from the Trick Market.
Share
Pass a trick to a friend, and their Oscar learns it too.
Invent
Oscar can invent tricks for jobs he does often, or you can teach him one.
Where good dogs find new tricks.
From Oscar
Tricks made by the Oscar team.
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CEO
Over a decade in senior level engineering across a wide range of fields and organisation sizes.
CCO
Over a decade in graphic design, web design, and animation.
CTO
Many decades of experience in business and accounting.
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